“Five Easy Ways” To Not Do Shit And Get Thanked In The Credits Of A Porn Movie!

While cleaning our fingers off after watching "5 Easy Ways to Fuck a Straight Guy," we were shocked to see our name in the credits of the movie. We didn't even do anything!

According to director Chris Steele, this website inspired some of the inspired vignettes in Jet Set's latest opus. So it looks like we did do something. We're only used to inspiring aging drag divas anyway.

We couldn't have inspired a better movie. Jet Set continues making our favorite kind of blue movies: the ones with old-school production values and silly plots and dialogue. Their "5 Easy Ways" may not be as inspired as our choices but they are certainly a whole lot more fun to watch. Our favorite was a banging scene between Fleshbot Crush Object Vince Ferelli and sexy newcomer Adam Campbell, who is an adorably bad actor.

The other stand out is a three-way between Marcus Steele, Mason Alexander, and Ryan Rockford that came about thanks to our gay chicken post. Steele is a new favorite thanks to his adept performance and his drawl that oozes straight boy bravado for days.

And we certainly appreciate our credit at the end of the movie. There are still four suggestions of ours that they didn't use, so how about letting us just write the sequel, Mr. Steele? We won't even charge you...if we can fluff the stars, that is.

· "5 Easy Ways to Fuck a Straight Guy" (Jetsetmen.com)