Diesel Washington Makes Our Geeky Head Explode!

Just when we thought there was nothing in Diesel Washington's crotch we could want more than his enormous wang, he went and put a vintage X-Men comic book there. Oh, we are in love.

A dirty pig of a man who can fuck us silly and then debate the finer points of the Siege Perilous in comic books—nothing can get better than that! This geek setup seems to be part of a photo shoot that Washington did where he gets dolled up as different characters or parts of his persona. Other than the nerd, check out his Crimes Against Nature blog to see him dressed as a cop, an angel, a god (we second that emotion!), and a statue.

But still it's that comic book cover between his legs that really gets us going. It was the best Wolverine vs. Sabertooth battle we saw all weekend—and yes, we sat through the movie.

·We the Comic Book Geeks Rule (dieselwashingtonxxx.com)