Why Was The Hustlaball Full Of Married Pornstars?

While you were stuck in the States this weekend, the queens in London were living it up with a bunch of DJs, pornstars, and escorts at Rentboy.com's Hustlaball. But why was everyone coupled?

Just about every porn star at the party this weekend (at least according to this video) seems to have a partner. That's right, Bruno Bond and Steve Cruz, Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho, and Vinnie D'Angelo and Walking Work of Art Logan McCree were all there, and even Ryan Raz and Ross Hurston (who weren't a couple last time we checked) were making out. Bond and Cruz (who look remarkably alike) and D'Angelo and McCree even had inventive floor shows, but what is the point of showing off these goods if they're already in a relationship. Isn't part of the fantasy that the pornstar is going to find a party-goer so dreamy and fascinating that they're going to want to run off with them. Well, it still looks like an awesome time was had by all, even if the focus was more wedding ring than cock ring.

Which leads us to protest, how come the party in New York wasn't nearly this good. It didn't have the crowd, the clout, or the stars of the London shindig. It did get shut down because of a fire, and while exciting, we'd rather have a blaze in our pants than at the club.

·Hustlaball (hustlaball.com)