Fuck Naked Rugby Players, Naked Farmers Are The New Hotness

Tired of athletes and pornstars adding some sizzle to your datebook? Check out these Swiss Misters, who are baring it all for the 2010 calendar of naked farmhands from Switzerland. Suddenly, we want a roll in the hay!

This is the second year that the Swiss Farmers' Union has made a calendar of butch boys in the buff after starting the enterprising using sexy St. Pauli Girls starting in 2005. Last years' edition sold 6,000 units in Switzerland alone, and that country is smaller than an Irish penis after a swim. Just imagine how huge this could be if they exported it like chocolate, cuckoo clocks, or secretive banking for Nazi war criminals!

According to the article we found, expansion plans including selling in Germany and recruiting some reapers and sowers from that country. Organizers say that they get hundreds of applicants each year willing to shuck their overalls for a chance to be in the project. Wow, this year isn't even half over and we're already looking forward to 2010!

· Erotic Farm Calendar, too Big for Switzerland (spiegel.de)