Fleshbot Boyfriend Race Cooper has me shackled naked to his cellar wall. Please do not send help, I do not want to be rescued. He should let me leave in about two weeks.
It's really not so bad being used as a pornstar's sex slave for a spell, but it is going to keep me from posting for the next two weeks. If everything goes according to plan, Cecil DeWittison will be taking the reigns while I am "otherwise engaged." He is very sweet and funny and wears a monocle, so you boys be nice to him. Race said if I do certain unspeakable acts with him, that he'll let me out to check on Fleshbot and maybe post once or twice. I'll be watching so you kids better behave while I'm being punished.
See you soon,
Brian O'Brien