Real Sex, Real Subway. Michael Lucas Rides the F-Train.

Wow. Just wow. In Michael Lucas's Wall Street there's a nut-busting, heart-stopping scene of Ben Andrews and Rafael Alencar trading b.j.s in a real NYC subway on its route. Why couldn't we be the real homeless man in the corner?

Not since the subway scene in pre-condom classic Inch by Inch has riding the city rails got our faces flushing. Andrews's expression is one of fear and mischief, slipping his manhood away at every stop and constantly checking that the lucky duck homeless bloke doesn't awake. Alencar, however, tosses caution away with his pants and shirt. He keeps his meat fully exposed for the entirety, getting bolder and bolder as this thrill-seeking scene plays on. The rest of the film meets Lucas's expected high standards and smokin' sex with several twink/daddybear pairings involving money and corruption in the Financial District. But it's the subway car scene that makes it a must. We won't stand clear of these closing doors!

As many times as we've passed out drunk on the subway, why oh why can't we ever groggily wake up to this fantasy come true? We'd gleefully take this duo's subway seat cum-puddle than the usual puddle of our own vomit.

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