Why Is David Chase Trying To Mess With Perfection?

No, we're not talking about the much-lauded creator of "The Sopranos," but the Randy Blue model who feels like he needs to whip himself up into a muscled frenzy to get work in the adult industry.

Our lucky friends over at Unzipped's blog have a post today that says that Chase is after "total perfection" from his body and has changed his diet and exercise regime so that he can have the big pecs, giant guns, and cut abs that have become the yawn-inducing standard of the industry. He's even sending a picture of himself every day to the website to show his progress.

Here's his before picture about 8 months ago, when he was a shaggy, slightly doughy hipster who looks like he would be the hottest guy in a gay bar in Williamsburg.

Here's the after picture. While he's still not "perfect," his body is looking leaner and more cut. We miss his messy hair and, honestly, we feel that he's beginning to lose a little bit of his flavor. He seemed so much more different and approachable before, whereas now he looks like, well, a pornstar.

Mr. Chase, we're all about health and discipline, but we hate assimilation. We'll like you much more if you look different from everyone else than if gain that body that every queen in West Hollywood is getting gassy with protein shakes to pull off.

Anyway, check out Unzipped for the full metamorphasis. It's really fascinating, and we think that Chase should start a body blog of his own.

· David Chase Can't Stop Working Out (blog.unzipped.net)