New Zealand Home Of World’s Only All-Male Nude University

At the University of Otaga in Kiwi-land, the boys are bountiful and seemingly always naked. This gaggle of nubile twinks doesn't give a toss about flashin' their willies in front of their buds, even putting on a camp all-nude revue.

These series of sketches are made to bust some apparent myths about life as a scarfie — the nickname given to the student body when they started wearing the swishy fashion accessory in the 60s. We've always had a fondness for ascot-like accoutrements. Even though we do wish there were more close-ups of the boys' bits, their gusto at being nude with their fellow man turns us on enough.

We can't make out what they're caterwauling about in the opening musical number, but Christ-in-a-sling it's sexy! Note the two numbers casually reclining on the stage floor.

Watch all the way to the final scene, where, like the Les Miz Act I Finale flag waving battle cry "One Day More," the boys come out of the woodwork on a small country street to rally for nakedness. Why, oh, why can't we ever be caught in this mob instead of amongst the midwestern tourists taking over Times Square this time of year? Surely, once the camera cut, they had an on-the-spot orgy.

This also once again shows how puritanical American guys are about nudity. We seriously doubt the USC Swim Team would parade around fully exposed like these sassy chaps on the opposite side of the equator.

Any of you who could help us get tenure at this school, please pass along your tips. We'd GLADLY oversee Otago U's full-body entrance exam!

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· Scarfie Myths (worldnudeday.com)