Ukraine Bans Owning Porn, Bel Ami Models Free To Lead Double Life.

80% of Bel Ami's boys are free from family and friends finding out the source of all that extra cash. Ukraine's President Viktor Yushchenko has made owning porn a criminal offense! Our Eastern Euro faves are free from discovery!

Yes, Ukranian stars no longer have to worry about Momma, Sister, and Girlfriends accidentally finding their nudie pics, since the photos are banned from the nation.

The new law states the vice-ridden smut is permissible okay for "medicinal uses." Besides a severe case of blueballs and soothing overcharged teenaged hormones, what can porn cure? Anywho, consider the nation's official definition of porn that's on the books:

"Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honor and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts."

So anything from Club Inferno, to Michelangelo's David, to innocent pics of baby in the bath could get you locked away for up to three years behind bars recreating porn fantasies with a burly comrade named Viacheslav.

Of course we know this completely objective censorship is going to affect the populace's ability to admire internationally acclaimed aesthetic masterpieces , like this renowned recent art book.

· Ukraine Outlaws Pornography (xbiz.com)