The 10 Best Ways To Work Real Hard

Porn movies are always going back to the same macho jobs. We thought, in honor of Labor Day, we'd share in the fantasy with our favorite sexy professions. Even in this economy, these boys have got to work!

Cop
Why It's Hot: Between all the authority, the handcuffs, and the nightsticks, this is an S&M fantasy waiting to happen.
Ideal Movie: "Crossing the Line: Cop Shack 2"

Military
Why It's Hot: If you have to ask, we're not going to tell you. We're just going to go find a rough bit of Army trade and have him bury his high and tight in our ass.
Ideal Movie: "Grunts"

Cowboys
Why It's Hot: These homos on the range pretend to be rough and tumble, but they're ready to ride the beef bronco.
Ideal Movie: "To the Last Man"

Pizza Boy
Why It's Hot: Who hasn't called Dominos and hoped that the boy who brings the pie would slip you some pepperoni?
Ideal Movie: "Pizza Boy" on SwiftMaverick.com

Doctor
Why It's Hot: Two words: Anal exam.
Ideal Movie: "Paging Dr. Finger"

Coach
Why It's Hot: An older authority figure + Jock straps + Locker rooms = A giant stiffee.
Ideal Movie: "The Coach 2" on RandyBlue.com

Mechanic
Why It's Hot: A hot blue collar man working with all those tools and giving lube jobs. We think our engine light just went on.
Ideal Movie: "Grease Monkeys" on CocksureMen.com

White Collar
Why It's Hot: Who doesn't want to stick it to the man?
Ideal Movie: Anything on MenAtPlay.com

Construction Worker
Why It's Hot: They usually have big muscles, bad attitudes, and way more wood than they know what to do with. Also they're good at nailing.
Ideal Movie: "Wood Work"

Bartender
Why It's Hot: They're usually the hottest guy in the bar, and they can get you wasted for free!
Ideal Movie: "Barback"