He’s So Vain, He Probably Thinks This Post Is About Him

Was it Freud who said that mirrors are uncanny? We're not really sure, but for a guy like this the only uncanny thing about mirrors is how hot you look when jerking off in front of one.

It looks like camouflaged Xtube hunk florida727HornedUp never quite made it past the mirror stage of his development, but we're okay with that. If our "other" looked this good we'd probably start jerking off to our reflection, too. We just hope this narcissistic hotty wouldn't be totally opposed to letting somebody join in on his fun. We also hope that somebody out there gets these lame psychoanalysis jokes!

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