Go To Hell Worshiping At The Altar Of The Jesus Jock

We love all kinds of idolatry—false idolatry, American Idolatry, Ryan Idolatry—but we have never seen anything this glorious. Yes, you can now wrap your cock in Jesus face. Finally, it's the gay lapsed Catholic's feast of the emancipation.

This brilliant idea comes from Piss & Vinegar, the new line of humorous and scandalous new line of underwear from Jason Sutherland, one of the guys who revolutionized juvenile underwear for adults with his Ginch Gonch line. Looks like he went for sacrilegious this time instead of creepy fire trucks and shit. The line is launching in the next week or so, and not only includes the Jesus jock, but also a brief and a brief. Ugh, we just had a mental image of Monseignor Moynihan, the pastor at St. Dympha's School for Wayward Boys wearing a Jesus brief and it made us want to drag a crown of thorns over our eyes.

There are other designs too for this brand, which says more "smart ass grown up" than "let's ride bikes." Our favorite is the "I Love Boys" print, just in case that trick you brought home from the bathhouse was still on the fence about whether or not you were gay.

·Piss & Vinegar (pissvinegar.com)