This Boy Should Take Out a Preemptive Restraining Order Against Us

We are officially obsessed with Sam, a Slovakian model living in Milan who we will be stalking. He has the weirdest most awesome tattoos we have ever seen. What we wouldn't give to his this man's dick inside of us!

We found him thanks to Charmants who pointed us in the direction of American-born, Italian-based photographer Sam Scott Schiavo, who discovered this beauty living abroad. He's a snowboard instruction which makes us swoon, but couple that with his fair coloring, light eyes, angular face, and tightly muscled body...well, we're booking our ticket on Al Italia right now.

But what makes us really love him is his crazy tatoo. It says "Rock 'n' Roll" and has two fucked up looking teddy bears. What is up with that? It is both strange enough to make us think that he is totally insane, cute enough to make us think he reads Archie comic books, and off-kilter enough to make us think that he would really understand us. So, Sam, when you see us crouching in the bushes, it's cause we just want to climb into bed with you and cuddle. And there is nothing creepy about that. Is there?

·Sam2Squared (samscottschiavo.blogspot.com)