The Long National Nightmare Is Over: XTube Is Back!

We got all sorts of reports last night that XTube, everyone's favorite amateur porn sharing site, was down. We couldn't get it to work either. But it's back! Don't fret. Here's a clip to celebrate. Updated.

We have no clue what happened to the site, but when you got there, it was some generic collection of dirty links that looked like a spam website. Either someone hacked it, the owners of the site wanted to play a practical joke, or their lease was up and they got evicted and the internet threw all their shit out on the street. Whatever happened, it's fixed and you can go back to your wanking now.

A rep from XTube fills us in on the mishap:

Last night the DNS server screwed up. Because of it no one was able to access the site between 10pm and 2am EST. XTube is not going anywhere. We fixed most of the problem but there will still be some things on the site that do not display or work correctly until we have everything squared away again. We are working on it now and should have it resolved shortly. I apologize for the inconvenience. We will be keeping everyone updated through the Admin Blogs as we find out more information and get things back online.

So, what did we do when XTube was down? Well, it was quite an adventure. First we did something totally crazy. We paid for porn! You all know that is still possible. We went over to gay on demand website AEBN and streamed our favorite porn scene of all time: the Mason Wyler gang bang at the end of "Spokes 3." That is film making at its finest ladies in gentlemen! Now, we know that you're all used to getting the amateur milk for free over on XTube, but, like we experienced last night, there may come a day when that doesn't happen anymore and we'll have to go back to the old days of actually shelling out cash for the things that are going to get you off. Next time the site breaks or gets hacked or whatever, do the porn industry a solid and throw them a few of your coins. We promise, it's worth it.

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