When We Asked Jesus For A Perfect Man, This Is What He Sent

We have fantasies about this guy. He is all our favorite things in one, muscley, tattooed, hairy, bald, daddyish, smart, and a circus performer. Swoon. If he were wearing glasses we'd commit suicide because there would be no one better.

His name is Arian Levanael and he is an aerialist based in London (which is also home to Fleshbot Crush Object Supreme Marco Blaze—note, must get to London). We found this set of pictures by photographer Dylan Rosser and an interview with Mark Adnum of Outrate. He talks about all sorts of things like performing and beauty and tattoos and not being friends with Madonna. It's all very captivating, but we can't stop looking at the pictures. There is something about the way he looks at the camera like he wants to crawl through it and keep it at a distance at the same time. We just want him to crawl through our anal cavity and then snuggle with us while dangling from a trapeze. Where else are we gonna find that? Only in our dreams.

· Artistic Differences: Ari Levanael by Dylan Rosser (outrate.net)