When Will Jamey Get It in the Heinie?

We don't know where Randy Blue scares up his new hires, but they are always the hottest and horniest guys on the web. But when, oh when, will his newest, little Jamey Ford, take it up the ass?

We use our patented Bottom Countdown Clock to figure out just when he's going to be giving it up. After all, if Randy Blue can get boys like Chris Rockway to take it up the ass, then he can convince just about anyone.

·Jamey Ford at Randy Blue (randyblue.com)

His crooked smile says, "Yeah, I know you want it. And I'll give it to you": +20
What bottom would wear brown undies?: -5

His dick is beautiful perfection: -10
But it looks more like a hood ornament than a functional device: +30

You get abs like that from being a good bottom: +20
But why is he in this pose and his legs aren't up in the air?: -10

He jerks off lefty: -10
But look, you can tell he's thinking about getting fucked: +5

Shows off the hole: +50
Doesn't touch it: -15

Verdict: Randy Blue already tapped it, and now he's just finding the perfect top to break him in on screen. We vote Cayden Ross and give him 3 months tops (so to speak).