These Porn Stars Don’t Know If They’re Coming Or Going

Retirements and unretirements, gay-for-pay and straight-for-good, ins and outs—yesterday was a really busy day for Malachi Marx, Dawson Riley, and Jason Adonis. So what the hell is going on with these clowns?

We blew a fat load the other day watching Jason Adonis' return to hardcore in Jet Set's "Jason Adonis Unseen," which he came out of retirement to make and then promptly returned to the abyss from whence he came. Today porn gadabout and talent agent Jason Curious sent out an email saying that he was available to work again. As much as we'd love to see him in front of a camera again, is there anyone who wants to work with the hot and cold star? Guess we'll have to see.

Speaking of the old in and out, Malachi Marx made a big stink about retiring from porn back in November, saying his foray into blue movies and escorting was all research for a book. Our friends at Unzipped discovered that his Rentboy profile is back, and he's available for "meetings" in New York. Guess the life as a self-published author isn't as lucrative as he thought.

Randy Blue newcomer Dawson Riley had barely started his career when he tweeted his retirement (that's how these things are done nowadays). Unzipped, who was breaking all sorts of news today, got a statement from his pornstar boyfriend Josh Griffin that Riley broke up with him to marry his high school sweetheart, raise their child together and have a bunch more babies. Wow, that is quite a career transition. Maybe he should talk to Adonis and get some advice. He'll probably remind Riley that in a few years he'll need money, and porn will always welcome him back.