Congratulations, Pervs, Taylor Lautner Is Finally Legal

Yes, gentlemen, the time has finally come to wish the inappropriately hot star of Twilight a happy birthday. We no longer have to feel nasty for lusting after his hot little body!

In the past we felt a little grubby for getting a chubby when looking at this kid who could very well be our niece's high school boyfriend. But not anymore. Today he is a man. He is not only finally old enough to look at this site, but he is now old enough for his pecs and guns and rippling, rippling abs to be featured on it. We have a feeling that we are going to spend many years objectifying his every sinew. So, happy birthday, Taylor. We got you a present, and there's only one thing to blow.