Straight People Don’t Know a Front for a Gay Escort Ring When They See It

This weekend CBS news did a story about a Phoenix woman who gets her house cleaned by Jockstrap Maid Service. She is probably the only straight lady in the whole world to use this website. Where are the gays?

Seriously, someone sent us a link to the site, and we couldn't tell if the guys were legitimately selling cleaning services or selling their assholes. The whole thing is about one step away from Craigslist ads where guys are looking for "300 roses" for an hour of their time, and they are "selling time only, if we happen to fuck during that time, then that's up to you, me, and how many roses you give me."

Apparently straight ladies in Arizona didn't get this message. And while there may be a few ladies giggling over a guy in a jock strap cleaning for them, this is clearly a gay proposition. After all, straight ladies aren't obsessed with the skimpy and butch undergarment like the gays, and they don't want to objectify these pieces of trade like gays do either. So, shut up CBS. You need to do this story again, but instead of using a nice old lady, you need to use a fat guy jerking off in his bathrobe snorting poppers while a busty guy cleans his apartment.

· Watch Jockstrap Maids Take a Crack at Cleaning (towleroad.com)