Also, Why Is His Room Decorated For a Dia De Los Muertos Party?

March 25, 2010
CALAMITOUS

We were a little skeptical about this guy at first because, well, the mask. But anybody who can smoothly remove his underwear while lying down on a bed without raising his torso or butt is a alright with us.

This guy has some other things going against him: The red Christmas lights decorating his daybed, the fact that he sleeps in a daybed…Oh well, we can't say he ain't hot! Also, he does this little thing where he lifts up his legs and sticks his dick between them and…well, you'll have to see it for yourself.

Wanking time!