Accessories Really Make The Outfit, Especially When There Is No Outfit

We don't know if the dog tags that Xtube user jackley26 in today's masturbation clip mean that he's really a soldier or just an hot guy with a penchant for military gear, but it sure is working for us.

We can't pinpoint what it is, exactly, but something about the mix of those dog tags, the jockstrap and his tight little body just hits all the right notes. He could be a manly military soldier in peak condition, ready to give us our orders. Then again, he could also be a flaming fitness freak with a passion for vintage men's jewelry. You never know with these Xtube guys, but that's half the fun.

Soccer shorts and a jock