newVideoPlayer( {"type":"video","player":"http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e5/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=1","customParams":{"flashVars":"swfURL=http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e13&wall_idx=111_19&sid=&user_id=jamr79&idx=5&from=&sex_type=B&video_id=hKS6o-C440-&clip_id=AzaUy-C440-&en_flash_lib_path=http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e5/embed/library.swf&en_flash_final_add_xml=http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e5/videowall/xml_new/gay/111_19.xml"},"width":500,"height":408.5,"ratio":0.817,"flashData":"","embedName":null,"objectId":null,"noEmbed":false,"source":"xtube"} );What is it about shiny penises that make them that much more desirable? Xtube user jamr79's lubed up dick beams at us with the iridescent glow of a golden coin in a Super Mario Bros. game.
Seriously, we slobber over pretty dicks all the time, but we never get the urge to literally jump into our computer screens and grab onto one like we do when we see one that's oiled down like this one. We can't tell if this is just an unexplored personal fetish or if most other people feel the same. We don't even know how to describe this strange quality the shiny penis takes on. Is "juicy" a good word?