Ridiculously Hot Sex Ed Teacher Quits When Students Google His Stripper Alter-Ego

In Essex, England, Benedict Garrett decided to leave his job teaching sex ed and A-level politics after his students found the professional website of his stripping persona, "Johnny Anglais." Poor guy.

Obviously once a couple of kids stumbled across the website, which includes some pretty glorious shots of the buff, 6-foot-tall Garrett doing his thing in little more than a Union Jack, the thing spread through the entire school. Teenagers are brutal and we can't imagine what that must have been like. Also, British people are so…witheringly passive-aggressive. Just watch this video, in which some gorgeous British people on a local daily news show proceed to read from the newspaper and act like really, just incredibly smarmy assholes about the whole thing.

Ouch. American newscasters would be just as sanctimonious and disapproving, but we'd doubt they'd be as clever about it. Also, indeed, apparently Mr. Garrett was in a porno entitled European Honeyz 4, but the only thing we could find out about it was that there are a lot of untrustworthy bit torrent websites out there.

· I'm a teacher and a porn star. So what? (thesun.co.uk)
· Johnny Anglais (johnnyanglais.com)