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Beach Soccer Is Like Regular Soccer With Much, Much, Much Better Uniforms

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It's official. We're starting a movement to get next year's World Cup changed from boring old grass soccer to the much sexier beach soccer. Why? Just watch this video of Milan's Beach Soccer team and, more importantly, their D&G speedos.

Here's the problem with regular soccer. Games last for about 17 hours each and all the players wear those comfortable, loose-fitting soccer uniforms. Now, yeah, we could spend yet another summer trolling the games, waiting for the occasional shirtless victory lap or practice session, but why not skip over all the pretenses and just stick all those men in brightly-colored speedos? It's not like people watch this shit for the athleticism or, we don't know, because they enjoy sports. Then we would have a solid month of non-stop half-naked athletes chasing each other around our television screens, and this, friends, is what we like to call "progress."

· Milan Beach Soccer (swide.com)


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