Preview: Teagan Presley In “Not Bewitched XXX”

Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent.

"Well, we don't send out press releases when someone is no longer our contract star," said a Digital Playground spokesperson of former contract girl Teagan Presley, who is now starring as Tabitha in "Not Bewitched XXX," by the same group that brought us "Not The Bradys XXX" and will doubtless foist "Not Gilligan's Island XXX" on us at some point soon.

Presley joins former DP star Sophia Santi in the "shooting for other people" shortlist that famously includes Tera Patrick and Devon.

"Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960's classic TV show Bewitched," says the press release, in which "Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can't undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie."

Teagan dropped the "Presley" for her post-DP career, which also includes feature dancing. Her "Bewitched" castmates include Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Nina Hartley, Michelle Avanti, Mike Horner, and James Bartholet.

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