Spain’s Jesus Vazquez Puts Every American Television Personality To Shame

We don't know what makes you qualified to hold the job of "television personality" aside from the ability to smile and enunciate, but this guy has three qualities that at least put him ahead of Ryan Seachrest: Gay. Hot. Naked.

This past June, Vazquez became the first man pose nude on the cover of the Spanish magazine Interviu in its 34-year-long history. Now, how many male American television hosts would you want to see naked? Regis is old and crazy. Ryan Seachrest is an annoying little elf. Mario Lopez is…actually really hot, but not gay-so what's the point of even fantasizing about him? Also, after watching several videos of Vazquez's work on Telecinco, we've found that we still don't speak Spanish. This means that we can't be annoyed by the dumb things that all television personalities are forced to say, so he's totally the winner!

· Jesus vazquez en INTERVIU (cariciasgay.wordpress.com