Guys With Androids Will Not Stand For Steve Jobs’ Totalitarian Empire

You asked for it and now you've got it-Guys With Droids! These tech savvy hotties don't need an overpriced, over-hyped piece of plastic to make themselves look cool when their ridiculous abs are doing all the work for them.

Hah, kidding. These guys may be just as sexy as their iPhone wielding counterparts, but they could never hope to reach the same heights of cool as an iPhone user. iPhones rule! And besides, we'd take the iPhone's iPod functionality over apps multi-tasking any day of the week. Losers.

This, by the way, marks the official end of the Guys with iPhones competition. We'll be announcing the final winner next week along with a special "Best Of Guys With iPhones" feature. But worry not! We'll still be sure to bring you your weekly dose of the best of the best from Guys With iPhones, just don't expect to get any free porn out of it—deadbeats.

· Guys With Androids (guyswithandroids.com)