Is That A Penis Or A Human Fist Punching Out Of Your Underwear?

We were going to do a cutesy, Christmas-y post on this holiday themed Modus Vivendi underwear campaign, but it's hard to focus on the Holiday spirit when this sexy model is rocking a bulge the size of a baby's head.

Seriously, these images are less "light-hearted holiday fun" and more "intestine-pummeling ass-wrecking…uh…fun." On the one hand, these shots are totally super cute. With his perfect physique, casual (but obviously perfectly trimmed) 5 o'clock shadow, and swarthy good looks, this underwear model is definitely meeting whatever drool-inducement quotas underwear models use to measure how good they are at sexing it up in skimpy briefs.

The Santa hat on this guy has got us feeling exactly how we like our sexy Santas to make us feel during the holidays—happy and amused and not so aroused that we can't interact with our families. But then there's that gigantic monstrosity bursting out of his crotch like one of the hatchlings from "Alien." We don't mean that make it sound like a bad thing. We love a big dick and all but goddamn that is a big dick. We're almost hoping this is a case of on-set stocking stuffing.

· "Joyeux Noel " avec Modus Vivendi
(parisianboys.com)