See The Dick That Kelly Osbourne Was (Maybe) Sitting On

January 17, 2011
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Luke Worrall, ex-fiancé of actress/singer/black-metal heiress Kelly Osbourne, has been accused of cheating with a trans-woman by the name of Elle Schneider. Between that and these unconfirmed cock shots from last week, this guy must be loving the Internet.

For if the Internet is a sexual buffet, then porn is our bread and butter and unconfirmed celebrity cock shots are the janky, soft serve ice cream machine that occasionally serves up delicious ice cream and more often serves up warm, sugary milk. When these naked images of Kelly's model ex came out last week they were definitely looking like the latter to us, but with the bad rap that Luke's been getting in the press we figured that it'd be nice to remind ourselves that there are some things we like about the guy. Thing #1 that we like about Luke Worrall: he's hot. Thing #2 that we like about Luke Worrall: he may have a huge cock. Pop culture site Holy Moly suggests that the pictures may have been faked, citing the fact that it looks like Luke's got a penis growing out of his thigh. But even they have to admit, who in the hell is going to fake naked pictures of Luke Worrall? A vengeful Kelly Osbourne? Please. We love that bitch, but we seriously doubt she knows how to use Photoshop.