Your Shirtless Celebrity Round-up Gets You All Wet

While Ryan Gosling and Michael Phelps dive into water sports, Jake Gyllenhaal works up a sweat. As Ian Somerhalder gets soaped up, Chris Evans brings tears to our eyes. Plus, more waterworks remembering an infamously sexy Hollywood legend.

For all you swimming buffs who've wanted to get a body like Michael Phelps, or control him with your own two hands, we've got fantastic news. Xbox 360 is releasing a Phelps video game, "Push the Limit". The porniness doesn't stop at the title. Your character must mimic Phelps' technique to win. "They're trying to pretty much make my stroke look as close as possible in the game as it is in person," Phelps says. The thought of manipulating how he moves his speedo-clad body has us doing our version of the backstroke.
While Hollywood is chattering about Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams getting sexy in Blue Valentine, no one is talking about Ryan getting sexy with a kayak in All Good Things. Pity. This soaked babe running about outdoors in tighty-whities flashing off his bulge makes this the must see film of whatever month it decided to come out. In this photo, there's only one thing we wanna see come out.
Speaking of notorious recent sexy films, how'd we miss this sweat-inducing picture from Love & Other Drugs? And with all the emphasis on Jake Gyllenhaal's maybe/maybe not real deliciously flaccid cock, how did we miss this picture of his plump, meaty ass?
Ian Somerhalder gets all soaped up in a recent episode of "The Vampire Diaries." We sure wish we were where that lady's face is when he decides to stand.
CUT TO: Ian putting on a towel. Damn you, TV editing!
Lovers of men are abuzz over a shockingly gunned out Chris Evans in Captain America. The trailer played during the Super Bowl. No wonder we missed it! As suits a superhero, that body looks frightfully like something from Madame Tussauds, or a Mike "The Situation" Halloween Costume. Paramount Pictures, please call us so we can personally verify authenticity of beefcake.
Finally, James Dean would have turned 80 this past Tuesday, February 8. In the minds of gay men for three generations, he'll always be 24, shirtless, classic Hollywood beefcake and gay-gay-gay-gay-gay.