Our Beloved Spartacus Shakes His Booty

With all the dick swinging action in last week's "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena," the gods decided to tease us with no cock shots, but more ass action. Two of our favorite gladiators dropped trou to wiggle their gluteus maximus.

With last week's emphasis on sex, this weekend's episode, "Reckoning," was on orgy of gore. All the kinetic slo-mo sequences of splattered blood and battered bodies would have given nightmares to the freaky villain in the Saw films. The writers of the show, however, know if we don't see sex, we're taking the next barge to Gaul. It's all hetero action, but the photographic emphasis is clearly on the men.

The first scene is slave girl Naevia's wet dream about a passionate pounding by superhunk Gannicus. Bad girl, since she's supposed to be committed to top Gladiator Oenomaus. Now, we know you ain't up for some girl-guy action, but get past the few seconds of kissing for a glimpse of Gannicus' tanned rear... before the dream turns into a nightmare.

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·"Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" (starz.com)