Take Us Back to the Golden Age of Workplace Sexual Harassment

We've all been bad boys and undressed the office cutie with our eyes, or imagined what the hot new hire is packing. Hot House's Head Hunters fires us up with what could get us fired.

The scene released yesterday has Brandon Bangs seeking a job from Patrick Rogue. You can guess what he needs to do to get hired. What makes the scene hot are the totally inappropriate questions Partick asks as Brandon fills out his paperwork, like if he wears long board shorts or tight Speedos at the beach. Brandon does a cute job of playing a uncomfortable straight boy sidestepping Patrick's chitchat about getting naked and having fun at the beach. Then, Patrick makes Brandon pull out his cock.

Oh, if only we could do this in real life. What's the crime in telling someone at the office they look cute with a little pat on the butt? What's the harm in asking them if they prefer boxers or briefs? What's the wrong in cornering them in the kitchen and forcing them to whip out their dick? I mean, really! Is groping the interviewee's equipment honestly something you should be fired for?!

· Head Hunters 3 (hothouse.com)