Fully Naked Men Hypnotize You Into Buying Artsy Crap

A few days ago, mysterious website BL33N.com hit the internetz with its crack-fueled countdown of scores of nude guys. What the hell was it? Why were we mesmerized into its random world of flesh? The mystery is solved!

It's an ad for high fashion T-Shirts! We are slapping our foreheads because what else could it be? It's arty, sexy, sleek and pretentious. It could only come from the fashion world. Photog Matthias Vreins-McGrath and hubbie Donovan are launching their online magazine in May 2011 to promote their art and their T-Shirt line. The fashion is described like this (please sit down before reading):

The first collection is inspired by the body. Its design placed inside the shirt, when turned upside down will become a mask when worn over the face while others will include hair prints on shoulders and back that look like heavy metal or jewelry printed in mirror silver and latex.

This sounds more like a two-bit drag queen in Omaha served up as roadkill. Whatever. Forget the t-shirts and enjoy these naked men. Don't forget to check out the hippie-trippy site here. (Warning: There are some naked lady breastseses.) If the wanna see more stills of the men that don't shoot by at lightening speed, click here.

· BL33N.com
· INTERVIEW: MATTHIAS VRIENS McGRATH EXPLAINS TO FILEP MOTWARY EVERYTHING ABOUT BL33N, HIS NEW PROJECT ALONG WITH HIS HUSBAND DONOVAN (filepmotwary.com)
·bl33n (homotography.blogspot.com)