Sex for 8 Hours Straight and Other Pornstar Tribulations

We thought typing away on our laptop from 9 to 5 was rough; we can't even imagine what it takes to keep a raging hard-on on for that long. Here's what it does to one poor pornstar.

In part 3 of "X Star Story: The American Adventure of Philippe Ferro," Philippe films his first scene, and his nerves are visible. He keeps looking at the director instead of "staying in the moment." He can't figure out how to position his body. That, and he has to keep a boner for a full workday! At the end of day one, he's visibly exhausted. The rumors that porn is all work and no play end up being true!

Luckily, Philippe's costars Aymeric DeVille and David Anthony are not backstabbing Showgirls-style bitches, but support and coddle the newbie. Titan Media's entire porn world is portrayed with all the cheeriness and smiles of a day at Disneyland. Where's the drama? Where's the drugs? Where's the lechy old man making the stars feel violated? Our fantasies of the seedy underbelly of porn are being shattered with series that has all the drama of "Leave it to Beaver." While our minds know a safe, sane, drug free porn set is all around healthier, we're drama queens and want some drama!

Maybe the next edition will bring out a full on fist fight that sends Philippe crying back to France, but he'll probably end up living happily ever after. We'll see.

· X Star Story: The American Adventure of Philippe Ferro (3/4) (titanmen.com)