Fleet Week Comes Early to Raise Our Mizzen-mast

If you're hungering for sailors and can't wait until Manhattan in May, you have two choices: cruise over to the stellar seafaring revival of Anything Goes on Broadway, or watch Falcon's Fleet Week 2. Together they're the ultimate wet dream.

We'd cross oceans to rhapsodize about Sutton Foster's flawless triple threat wonders over at Roundabout Theatre's joyous Anything Goes, featuring this blond slab of beefcake as a singing-dancing sailorboi. We're a porn blog, however, so let's focus instead on Fleet Week 2, Falcon's latest video being released scene by scene on their website. As expected, the flick's all about picking up navy boys visiting town on their weekend off. The latest scene has Landon Conrad as a sailor who swishes into a gay leather bar to drop his anchor in Parker Perry's ass. Maybe now that DADT's repealed, we'll see real life men in full uniform cruising The Cock. Maybe we'll find a Broadway chorus boy and a sailor in the same night! We're one dizzy queen ready to put all our hands on deck.

Fleet Week 2: Landon Conrad, Parker Perry (falconstudios.com)