Cody Cummings Jerkin’ A Guy Becomes Over-hyped Event of the Season

In a trailer with all the overblown testosterone-driven pretension of an HBO Boxing Match, Cody Cummings believes he'll shake the earth and rattle the stars with an act of intergalactic proportions: touching another man's cock. Get over yourself, Cody!

And Cody kisses this strange thing called another man! (Gasp! Clutch pearls!) Anthony Romero is the "lucky?" man on the receiving end. The trailer is ridiculous in its hard-assed "The Fast and the Furious" hammer hitting. Yes, it even includes the dramatic "Coming 4/6/11" in gray steely block letters usually reserved for The Terminator. The music is of the over-masculine guttural chant reserved for obnoxious straight men at a monster truck rally. Any self-respecting queen would run screaming from this un-dance-able dirge. Through all the smoke and quick-cutting mirrors, Cody confesses, "I never claimed I'm completely straight." He doesn't need to when he refuses to touch a man and only fucks women. If he's coming out as bi, at this point do we care?

Cody once before busted no boundaries but his own when he shoved a teensy-weensy plug up his bum. Yawn.... It's all such a bore. So much so, that you bet your hiney we'll be watching next week to see if the product lives up to the fanfare.

· Cody Lends a Hand (nextdoorstudios.com