Jason Bateman Has Freckles on His Taint

We couldn't wait a whole week to post this in our Celebrity Roundup. The upside: Here's Jason Batemen, with a surprising hot body, admiring that lovely spot that ain't the balls and it ain't the butt. The downside: it's from a dude film called "The Change Up."

We're just on a movie kick today, it seems. Here's the amazingly wretched trailer for this gross-out het guy flick. It's a knock-off on "Freaky Friday" where a married man (Bateman) and a sex crazed single man (hottie Ryan Reynolds) switch bodies. If that doesn't cause your eyes to roll, the straight boy jokes about diarrhetic infants and beautiful women taking loud, heavy dumps will. We started off today with gay-centric "Go Go Crazy," and ended it with this. Well, it goes to show, gays can make movies as cheap as the straights, but regardless of sexuality, hunky men always turn our cranks. As does Jason, who surprisingly makes such a sexy daddy, even while improbably screaming, "I've got freckles on my taint!" He's the type who turns our heads when they're pushing a stroller through the park.