This Stud’s Porn Name is an Epic Fail

You'll never believe this guy's name. We know that coming up with an unforgettably sexy name can be challenging, but at least show some effort. What we've got here is a failure of epic proportions.

That's because the older gent with the goatee has named himself "Epic Novell." Yes...Epic Novell...with two Ls presumably for flair. This is perhaps the most laughable name in gay porn because, while the guy has a nice dirty boy body, he looks like the last bit of literature he cracked open was a back issue of "Popular Mechanics." Fitting since he title of this video is "Broken Axel," wittily named after younger co-star Axel Johnson.

Now what would possess someone to name themselves Epic Novell over, say Romantic Novella or True Crime? Is sex with Epic truly that?

So, to recap:

Epic Novel

Epic Novel

No Epic Novel(l)

· Axel Johnson & Epic Novell (menover30.com)