Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Also Flashes Cock and Ass

Steamy sex scenes and lots of nudity are all the rage in TV and film today. We haven't seen so much celebrity flesh since the golden age of Skinemax. From HBO's "Game of Thrones" to Ashton Kutcher, this week's celebrities take off their pants as well.

First up is cougar-hunter Ashton Kutcher in the film "No Strings Attached," which just came out on DVD the same week he was announced to replace Charlie Sheen in "Two and Half Men." Charlie may have his goddesses, but it seems Ashton remains the top publicity god.
Here's Ashton's ass. Boy, seeing this stud from that angle, our eyes would bug as big as missy there, too. Something tells us that's not method acting.
HBO's "Game of Thrones" is quickly rivaling Our Beloved Spartacus in terms of steamy period sex. We even get full frontal medieval cock (pardon the lady, boys), like Alfie Allen's lovely sword. Now we know what it's all about, Alfie.
"Game of Thrones" even boasts a gay sex scene. We're usually not one to run to the nearest prestige TV show for the hell of it, but hell, now we must. Here, Gathin Anthony gets manscaped for some kinky middle ages reason that we'll have to follow the series to know. Glad to know some kinks have stood the test of centuries.
Finn Jones is the angel doing the shaving, who as the scene goes on, gives Gathin's character a blowjob. Let's hope they did some jousting right after that.
With a pose like this, we'll make no "Bones" about the sex appeal of Geoff Stults. However, we have a bone to pick about those boxers. He must remove them immediately and throw doggie a bone.
Not gay (hahaha!) Republican Congressman from Illinois Aaron Schock stripped to his skivvies for "Men's Health" magazine. The girl (or guuurl) who gets to rub up against this body is one lucky biatch indeed. Oh, wait, he's republican. Nevermind! (But, on second thought... that body!)
Speaking of immaculately worked out bods, here's Arnold Schwarzenegger in his young prime, presumably promoting "Hercules." With the love-child-baby-mama-drama giving him trauma, we thought we'd post this ode the halcyon days of innocent youth.