Robert Pattinson, Meet Your Porny Doppelganger

What's better than being fooled by celebrity heads photoshopped on pornstars? Pornstars who look like celebrities! Although we've seen Krys Perez before, today it suddenly struck us—he looks like a certain vampire who brings out the blood lust in tween gals. Hide your necks and your dicks, it's a naked bizarro Robert Pattinson!

Let's look at their shocking, freaky, Kennedy-Lincoln levels of similarities:

• Same haircut, flared at front.
• Same distinguished, pronounced chin.
• Same brooding eyes, that say "Fuck me" and "I need a nap."
• Same straight eyebrows that express so much by not expressing anything.

They also both have the ability to make people weak in the knees. Well, Pattinson does if you're under 15 and female, but Krys does regardless of age or gender. Our pick, then, is Krys, who can bite our neck any night, even if he does spell his name with a "y."

The Real Robert Pattinson


The Robert Pattinson Knockoff

· Images Of Krys Perez via here, here and here.