Why, Yes, That Is (Allegedly) Anthony Weiner’s Cock

It seems like everyday, we get a little closer and closer to seeing some actual pictures of Rep. Weiner's junk. Well here you go! Perhaps a little blurry, but a damn fine package nonetheless.

As usual, we should stay on the side of skepticism and acknowledge that this might be some random man's penis. And even if it does belong to Congressman Weiner, we can't even say this is an unclothed picture of his cock because it's being obscured by poor photo quality and tucked within the meta-picture. However, all we have to do now is hack Andrew Breitbart's phone and then we'll have proof! Uh, not that we would ever advocate something like that. Basically, now we just have to wait for someone else to do the dirty work.

In the meantime, maybe you would be interested in a PDF transcript of the Congressman's dirty Facebook chats with Lisa Weiss. We're not trying to shame Rep. Weiner at all; we just think his messages are fucking hot. For example:

"think of my rock hard c***. practice saying, 'god, anthony, I'm c****ing again.'"

· Anthony Weiner's Cock Shot Emerges (gawker.com)