Sexy As Hell, With Just a Couple Tweaks…

Sometimes we see a guy who is so close to sexy that with a few minor adjustments, he could be our new favorite boy toy. All Eastern-Euro Roman Stach has to do is take a couple pointers, and then he could jump in our bed anytime.

Cut that hair!
It looks like 80s hairstyles have traveled to the American Midwest and Eastern Europe. This man has got such a lovely physique, it's a shame that hairdo looks like a family of shaggy-haired squirrels doused themselves with grease and climbed up to nest. Euroboys have an undeniable sex appeal due to their off-kilter underground rock style. Roman's taking it too far, who look like he scalped Jon Bon Jovi and wore the result.

Ditch the Rope
Why is he hauling the sail up the mizzen mast? While lots about him make us want to dock ship, hauling cargo while isn't one of them. Roman is much better off forgetting the silly props to prop up his butt for our viewing pleasure.

This photo's much, much better. With windswept hair, our vessel is ready to set sail.

· Roman Stach (williamhiggins.com)