Anthony Romero’s Blessed Tips On Being a Bossy Bottom

What's a novice bottom to do when that hard cock is ready to slide in and he's unsure if the rosebud if fresh and ready to bloom? Ask professional bottom Anthony Romero what he does to prep, that's what!

In an interview with GayDemon.com, the boyfriend of super top Austin Wilde reveals how he gets his ravenous rump ready for the industry's biggest cocks. It's not as complicated as one thinks, considering he feels his career as a bottom is a calling from God Almighty. "Once I started bottoming I realized it's what God wanted me to do with my life," Anthony reveals. Some people sew. Some people paint. He get rammed in the ass. Here are the highlights:

Tip #1: Keep It Clean, Boys
"For the most part I just shower, douche, lube up, do some calisthenics and a warm-up jog. (kidding)....I'm a clean freak. So even if [Austin] rolls me over I tell him I need to go 'run a systems check.'"

Tip #2: Stretch First
"Dildos and fingers are great if you need to 'warm up your hole' since you can be in control of how fast and far in it goes. And no, there is no such thing as too much lube. The more lube, the closer to God." (How sacred!)

Tip #3: Chillax, Man!
"Some people tense up because they're afraid of an 'accident,' but if you clean yourself really well then you shouldn't be afraid. You just lie back (or sit on it) and relax that whole part of your body. Sometimes (and I'm one of these people) you have to take the dick out until everything down there stops freaking out, then you can put it back in and get on with the fucking."

Tip #4: Mind the Diet
"Only you know what's going to upset your stomach."

Tip #5: Man Up, Bitch
"Sometimes the best thing to do is to quit bitchin' and take it like a real man."

There you have it, newbie bottoms. Suck it up as he shoves it up, and you're on your blessed way to the prostate-rubbing promised land.

· Anthony Romero Teaches Me to Bottom (gaydemon.com)