Let’s Make Speedos the Nation’s Official Swimwear

We just got back from a week at P-Town, where we marveled at the beach boys in their requisite gay speedos. This bit of fashion needs to transfer over to the straights, ASAP. If anyone can make it happen, it's us gays. Behold the fashion future.

Why should we only see men flaunting their wares from narcissistic queens struttin' down the gay strand or at competitive swimmers at university swim meets? We are the fashionistas who can make anything happen, like long sleeved white shirts with blue horizontal strips, and, more tragically, cargo shorts. The Tim Gunns and Tom Fords of the world better get cracking, so we can see more and more asscrack.

(As usual, click "Expand in the lower right hand corner of each photo to see the full view.)

· All photos via Swimmers.narod.ru

See-thru.
Double your pleasure.
He won by a bulge.
What a wiggle!
Wiggles well in black, too.
The perfect fit.
Minor adjustments.
Takes it like a man.
Fresh from a rousing swim.