Your Shirtless Celebrity Round-Up Basks in Afterglow

How many nights have we tossed and turned dreaming of making whoopie with our favorite famous men. Today's Shirtless Celeb Roundup is all about the moment after. From Eddie Cibrian to Joey Lawrence, these are the faces of men radiating post-coital bliss.

First up is Kellan Lutz, lounging fetchingly in bed as we're in the shower. He's glowing brighter then the sun thinking about what we've just done to him. Did he have to get dressed so quickly?

Eddie Cibrian props himself up, looking at us in admiration of the full service workout we just gave him. We're looking right back, happy to have nuzzled ourselves in that yummy furry chest.
The premiere of "Torchwood" on Starz has gay sci-fiers glowing with glee at gay sex scenes considerably more graphic than anything on the BBC. While John Barrowman's Captain Jack Harkness would frequently kiss other men, now he's got full nudity and passionate love-making. You think this photo here is smoldering? Then click to the next.
Now we even get close-ups of John Barrowman's beefy booty. Some Brit transplants are even better in the American version. (Let's not think about "Coupling.")
Wow! Cute tween rapper Lil' Romeo isn't so tweeny or lil' anymore! We bet he's hiding a whole lotta big now! This shoot for Kraze magazine has us going kra-a-zy. He can call us Lil' Juliet.

Sex with David Beckham would be something like this video for his new cologne. It's all one intense heart-pumping marathon until that blissful final orgasmic jump, followed by a refreshing splash of something drippy. This video is the frickin' Liebestod of cologne adverts.

From the bushes of a beachside gay sex cruising area emerges Derek Hough of "Dancing with the Stars." Not really, but wouldn't it be divine to run into this golden specimen in a secret seaside alcove?
We imagine this is the sunny face Joey Lawrence makes right after zipping up his pants and jaunting back around town. The new haircut is boyishly adorable. Kudos to Joey for sportin' the short shorts. Only real men are comfortable showing off the gams.
Not gay Colton Haynes seems to have permanently lost his shirt. The "Teen Wolf" star here looks less afterglowy, and more like confused—probably about his sexuality.
After he stayed the night, Tyler Hoechlin (also of "Teen Wolf") gets dressed to start his day. We hope he texts us. Or calls us. Or emails us. Or Facebooks us. We're in love!