Erik Rhodes Rims His Boyfriend in Not-So-Private Photos

August 5, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Gay porn's Diva of Self-Deprecating Drama, Erik Rhodes, and his freshly cut cock really doesn't give a snort what you think about him. If he wants to post pics of him rimming his boyfriend in a Fire Island pool, what's it to you?

Erik says and does whatever the bump he wants and freely shares it for all us porn-hungry kiddies to learn from. A brief glance at his blog has him fearlessly answering the rudest fan questions. I.E. "I heard you have (drug-induced) multiple personality disorder and you write and answer most of these questions yourself. Are we right?" Yikes, right?

Girl don't care. He recently posted these smoking hot photos with his boyfriend during a raunchy Fire Island weekend. How do we get in on that share? What's more, the boyfriend is some serious beefcake. When these two parTy queens bump booties, they must meld into some ravenous, Minotaur-Centaur megabeast—all flaring nostrils and waxed off fur.

Before you think we're being bitchy about Erik feeling like Lucy in the Sky with Crystal, check out this cutsie home movie of Erik about to pass out while slathering peanut butter on plain white bread. Perhaps he's just suuuuper drunk or veeery tired, ya think? He may be a hot mess, but baby keeps it real.