See The Brits Celebrate Pride With a Live Sex Show

August 25, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

In the British beach town of Brighton, for Pride 2011, the blokes know how to bandy up the boyfactor beyond a bloomin' parade. They bring out all their leather finery for a show more astounding than the Ascot Racecourse. It's a live sex show with Bruno Knight and Ben Brown. These horses are plenty hung.

Taking place at a Brighton club called Digital, Bruno and Ben turn up the heat. Usually we cool down the more clothes we remove, but this room looks as sweaty and sweltering as the sex. This whole scenario is better than a porn, except we doubt guys can whip out their cocks and jerk off. There's a social taboo than needs to be broken at every gay club 'round the globe.

Live sex brings out tangible senses we can't get from porn. We can smell the musk emanating from Bruno's hairy ass crack from here, which we want to bottle up and sell as poppers.

No real sex show is complete without audience interaction. Europeans don't tip, so are Bruno and Ben dick whipping the plebs for free? We're cheap bastards, and we never tip a go-go unless we get to manhandle the merchandise. If those goods are being given away gratis, why, that's a better deal than government cheese.