Naked Butlers Serve Their Butts and Cock(tail)s

Upon stumbling on the website for Butlers in the Buff, we feel it's time to toss a cocktail party. This Australian based company sends out gorgeous studs wearing nothing but an apron, a bow tie, and a Colgate smile to add naughty elegance to any affair. We've a hunch party goers will be drooling to start a few affairs of their own.

Any gay social butterfly has been to many a bar party where some delish young dish prances about serving drinks and his bare buttocks. Since we go to parties mainly to cruise the available men, added nakedness satisfactorily turns up the sex dial. Butlers in the Buff (which also has an American branch way the frick down in Sarasota, Florida) has a stock of highly attractive men that can easily turn our next soirée into an orgée. Only in our fantasies, however, since the company has a strict "no touching" policy, except for "an arm around the butler when taking photos." That's it?!? No butt slapping, nipple pinching or apron raising? Party poopers!

The site is very careful about their marketing photos, only showing images of girls nights in. Try as they might, we know half their callers are gays trying to recreate the shenanigans of that Sausage Party site!

When we call, we're going to demand them sending the boy in the 3rd photo. The only item this puppy-eyed angel needs to serve is his ass straight up in our bed.

· ButlersintheBuff.com via homotrophy.com