If a Boy Has a Big Bulge, We’ll Watch Him Do Anything

This set of videos makes us ashamed at how shameless we really are. This fully clothed YouTube twink does nothing but solve a Rubik's Cube and fold origami, yet we're transfixed and shocked at how quickly we got rock hard. Why, you ask? Girl, are you blind? Look at that insane bulge!

We've got to hand it to the guys over at Manhunt Daily for unearthing this bit of totally unnerving sexiness from YouTube user wcarroll709. There's nary any flesh to be seen, except for his gorgeous legs disappearing up into skimpy sports shorts. Like a sexy twist on Hitchcock, the power of suggestion has our minds imaging the juicy possibilities underneath those royal blues. Some folks may cry that his semi-erection is obviously stuffed. We say to hell with them! Keep our fantasy alive!

Oh, did he manage to solve that Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes? We hadn't noticed.

· The Most Erotic Rubik's Cube Video Ever (manhuntdaily.com)

Next, the totally boring and conventional, utterly mesmerizing wonder makes an origami crane! Keep your eyes firmly fixed on the big white instrument he works with his hands.

All you showtune queens, get ready to faint dead away. The dude lipsyncs Jennifer Holliday singing "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" while performing a striptease. Gay gay gay gay gay and we love it! The beauty is that this big ol' queeny cocktease still doesn't show any skin, instead teasing us with anticipation. Strangely, we're more turned on than if he had shown the goods. Leaving a little to the imagination can be a powerful aphrodisiac indeed!