This Pornstar Photo Shoot Makes Us Wanna Jack Off For Days

With the internet being our main source of porn and print magazines now more or less defunct, it's been years since we've jacked off to photos. Leave it to Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts to change all that. His new set of triple-X glamor shots are so frickin' sexy, we're returning to the old days of flipping magazine pages with one hand while imaging what we'll do to that cock with the other.

With video porn as easily accessible as a rentboy's asshole, we gave up on still images long ago. Photographer Justin Monroe's hot as fuck photo shoot of Jay gave us an instant boner thanks to its bizarre kinkiness. Jay, of course, oozes sex, which is ramped up several notches thanks to the mega-manly cowboy hat and boots. But then add the delicate tiara, which normally we queens would want to wear ourselves, and there's a touch of glamorous sophistication that makes Jay untouchable.

At least he's touching himself ever so teasingly, especially as he almost dares us to make him slide his finger up his hole. Apparently there are crazier photos coming soon, including Jay, as he describes, "as a masturbating astronaut with silver boots" and "chained in raging ecstasy." Rage away, Jay!

We love his writing style on his blog. How he calls us "bitches." He doesn't need to ask twice. We'll be his bitch.

· Lost in the Monroeland! (jayrobertsxxx.com)